How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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