He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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