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(740): View more from Ohio

at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(281): View more from Texas

I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?

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