You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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