I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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