Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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