At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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