can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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