so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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