so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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