do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
