so explain again why im purple
no
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Acid is not a monday night drug
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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