I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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