On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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