Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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