great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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