I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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