She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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