He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I need a beard to bite.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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