Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Randomize
