I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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