The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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