Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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