sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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