So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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