I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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