Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
