Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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