you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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