I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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