So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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