Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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