Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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