Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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