Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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