No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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