shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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