IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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