is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
