Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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