Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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