...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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