it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
