called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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