I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You were trust falling into bushes
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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