Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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