Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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