Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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