In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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