I wish I could punch you in the face.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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