remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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