Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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