Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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