biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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