Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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