They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
