my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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