Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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