is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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